Short Averages Poems
Short Averages Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Averages by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Averages by length and keyword.
Softball
Striekouts
On Base Percentage
Foul Ball
Teammates
Batting Average
Averages
Leadership
Love for the game...
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Categories:
averages, softball, sports,
Form:
Acrostic
Whatever
Who do you think you are?
How did you think it would end?
Averages, so bad
Total it
Even the ones you don't
Verify the lies
Even you told
Right!...
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Categories:
averages, break up, cheer up, confidence, future, introspection,
Form:
Acrostic
The Law of Averages
In my humble experience I’ve found
The average individual is smarter
Than the average group
But the average group is stronger
Than the average individual
And so the group will always get its way
But the individual can usually figure out
How to stay free
(3/28/24)
...
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Categories:
averages, inspiration, perspective, society,
Form:
Narrative
Sods Law
One step forwards two steps back
Life deals me a king it turns to a jack
Seems since i was born i was destined to fail
Im the consumate dog chasing its tail
But ill plod on and do it by the letter
The law of averages predicts its got to get better......hasnt it ?...
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Categories:
averages, inspirational
Form:
Rhyme
Last Monday
The Catholics came to Junior school last Monday
And took my sister out of Maths
The rules had changed
They'd read The Book
Averages could no longer be taught in class
"One, plus one, plus one, the teacher said, equals three
And divided by three is one.
But Jesus, plus God, plus the Holy Ghost equals,
One
And divided by three is
Infinite Power!"
My hamster passed away last Monday
His soul left to be judged
I hope that when the good are numbered
That God knows how to count....
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Categories:
averages, education, faith, funny, satire, school, sister,
Form:
Free verse