Short Asgard Poems

A Nordic says "God lives in Asgard"

A Jew says "God lives in Heaven"

A Mayan says "God lives in the 13 Heavens"

A Samurai says "God lives in the Katana sword"

A Gnostic says "God lives within us"

If God was to be asked where he lives,
which abode do you think he would say?...

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To catch the drift of the wind 

under the wings of a bird,

freedom sounded as a good reason,

treasoned against the land they stood on.

Mountains dreamed to fly,

rose up grasping for the sky 

stretching trees like fingers,

Asgard not far from reach.

Before the clouds parted to make path

cold breeze stunned them to freeze

and buried them in white white snowy sneeze....

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"Legend has it that the Gods of Asgard
opened up the heavens, and brought  Rune
Stones with them; stones that had Man's secrets,
and his connection to the divine realm" the old sage
assured them, his long, white beard gently being swayed
by the sea breeze.

....little did they know that the old man was actually Odin,
who foresaw their victory in recovering Thor's Hammer,
deep in the Ice Kingdom, hidden by Locke!.....



Date: 14/07/14...

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Jesus, Muadduh, Spiderman, an Asgard, New Reporter
are sitting around the table asking how the Rapture would happen
the new reporter asked Jesus first and he said "i would just make them fly into the sky"
Muaddah said "drop bombs then fly"
Spiderman said "dude i'm an atheist"
the Asgard said "i would use a torando and leave the women"
the new reporter then said "britallant idea i would just never report it"
then Jesus turned to the person to the right and said "muaddah thats bullshit!"...

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