Short Apologised Poems
Short Apologised Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Apologised by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Apologised by length and keyword.
UNINTENTIONALLY I offended you
SINCERELY I apologised to you
VEHEMENTLY you refused my apologies
INSTICTIVELY I shore up my defence
AUTOMATICALLY you get crossed
TRUTHFULLY *'I no send'!
*'I no send' - A slang of Nigerian origin meaning 'to mind or care less', 'not to give a damn or hoot', etc.
Categories:
apologised, africa, together, visionary, world,
Form:
Free verse
March 15,2016
I placed the saran wrap on the commode,
Laughing, I waited till she had to go.
Finally, it was time for her to pee,
Never laughed so hard at a little wee.
I apologised for being that mean,
I drew her a bath so she could get clean.
I promise to never lay the same trap,
I will never again buy saran wrap.
Categories:
apologised, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
When I let one loose in the elevator,
I blamed it on last night's baked beans.
The blast from it sounded like thunder,
As it tore a large hole in my jeans.
I apologised to all and sundry,
For acting like, a silly jackass.
But my voice became rather squeaky,
As my flatulence, was pure laughing gas.
8 / 7 / 2021.
Categories:
apologised, humorous, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
It is not the idea of him thrusting upon
her beautiful body that angers me.
It is not how I want to vomit at
the reality that he is no longer mine
alone.
It is the fact that he had kissed her.
Intimacy thought enchanted;
What used to be sacred now soiled.
The very lips that spoke my name,
The very lips that professed love to me,
now rotten, diseased by vixen.
And yet I apologised,
And yet I stayed.
S.M. Alexis
Categories:
apologised,
Form:
Blank verse
When I let one loose in the elevator
The monk adjacent profusely apologised
The thunder, he affirmed, gift of the Creator
Inhaling it deeply would see divine light realised
Though the mood lightened, kerchiefs were out
Trapped within, behind the moving lifts door
Embarrassed no more, mind free of doubt
I loudly requested him for an encore
31-July-2021
When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest
Sponsor: charles messina
Categories:
apologised, funny,
Form:
Rhyme