Short Alimony Poems

Short Alimony Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Alimony by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Alimony by length and keyword.


Premium Member Alimony

When my ex wife cashes her alimony check, all tellers shoot her a hard glance.
I never write "Alimony" in the memo section, I always write, "Lap Dance."
Form: Couplet


Deception

Deception stuck Just my luck. Money I still ponder And yet I will wonder. Something seems phony But it's not the alimony. What alimony? Was his testimony.

Old Lady In Shoe

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
They ate pasta and rice cakes and lot's of baloney
Too bad she didn't know about alimony.
© Kitty Lou  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Two Hearts Unite

Two hearts unite in holy matrimony
  Pledge their troth in sanctimony

Yet in a year or two, up springs acrimony
  The likely cause, ungentle parsimony

All that money spent on pomp and ceremony
   ~ Was better saved for alimony
Form: Monorhyme

Interred

Literal is not,

the fake climb is aunt,

and a stake in the attrition not an alimony as you can see clearly in me...I do not assuage an empire-

I follow in the most economical exigencies,

as one is up, another is down my friend.


Premium Member Lawyers

Legal eagles or vultures?
Alimony and divorce
Wills
Your problem is in their best financial interest
Enduring power of Attorney
Representing you at a exorbitant fee
Stay away from them if you can!


Jan Allison
6th May 2016
Form: Acrostic

Goodbye Laura

Divorcing the Muse,
  her property demands were high

The alimony my insight,
  leaving me speechless, high and dry

Once the papers were signed,
  it was the last I was to write

Visitation denied
   —monthly support payments in light

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)
Form: Rhyme

Enjoy Every Moment

Enjoy every moment
While you still can
Life is short
Every second is precious
Not option to be sad
If you find time to help
Help with all your heart
Nothing short of alimony
We never pass this way again
Be good in everything you do
One small act of goodness
One may find a boarding pass
And a ticket to eternity.

Story Became an Allegory Horn Haiku

had heard a story
became an allegory 
about Alimony

more poems are writing
you to read am inviting
both lips have been biting

Have exceeded my space 
againso had to ad this to
this.

what we did was wave
had died at home of the brave
when we saw his grave 

Joe we enjoy
for sure we would employ
being so showy
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Reflection's In the Mirror

By search to the highest alimony, from hero to zero.
If love is put to the test A question will yet be answered
by one man who simply stares truth dead in the eye, 
and one woman desperate to love him.

A secrecy is now silently broken by both
idenity's .... He loves her not, she accused
by being ab-sent- minded behind mirrors of 
one man; one woman.

"Where ReFlection's are seperated by 
different mind's."
Form: Quatrain

Self Serving Destructive Sociopath

a sociopath
selfserving and destructive
egotistical

God gargantuan
favorite of mine has been
at end say Amen

snow fell on shoulder
could cause him to be colder
when he was older

reminds me of them
handsome looking very trim
happy never grim

Brown Girl Dreaming
Jacqueline Woodson,
Poet

Brown Girl Dreaming Jacqueline Woodson, Poet - Search (bing.com)

heard testimony
have to pay alimony
bunch of bologna
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Modern Mony

Alimony,
Palimony,
Dogimony too
Not macaroni,
With acrimony,
Pay me or I'll sue

Send a money heap
So I will keep
The dog that leaped
Before the heat
Of who did cheat
Brought us defeat.

I'll sit around
In my dressing gown
His soft fur brown
When I feel down
He’ll lick to drown
My face's frown

To you who’s horny
This may seem corny
If you’re feeling thorny,
From a sexual tourney
End your scorny
You’re not so brawny!
Form: Rhyme

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