Short Alimony Poems

bitch
     took all  
   my money
    alimony
      cow...

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In this economy

shouldn't 

alimony

be 

retracted

and everyone

expected

to 

actually

work?...

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When my ex wife cashes her alimony check, all tellers shoot her a hard glance.
I never write "Alimony" in the memo section, I always write, "Lap Dance."...

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Deception stuck
Just my luck.
Money I still ponder
And yet I will wonder.
Something seems phony
But it's not the alimony.
What alimony?
Was his testimony.
...

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
They ate pasta and rice cakes and lot's of baloney
Too bad she didn't know about alimony....

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Two hearts unite in holy matrimony
  Pledge their troth in sanctimony

Yet in a year or two, up springs acrimony
  The likely cause, ungentle parsimony

All that money spent on pomp and ceremony
   ~ Was better saved for alimony...

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Literal is not,

the fake climb is aunt,

and a stake in the attrition not an alimony as you can see clearly in me...I do not assuage an empire-

I follow in the most economical exigencies,

as one is up, another is down my friend....

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Legal eagles or vultures?
Alimony and divorce
Wills
Your problem is in their best financial interest
Enduring power of Attorney
Representing you at a exorbitant fee
Stay away from them if you can!


Jan Allison
6th May 2016...

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Divorcing the Muse,
  her property demands were high

The alimony my insight,
  leaving me speechless, high and dry

Once the papers were signed,
  it was the last I was to write

Visitation denied
   —monthly support payments in light

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...

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Enjoy every moment
While you still can
Life is short
Every second is precious
Not option to be sad
If you find time to help
Help with all your heart
Nothing short of alimony
We never pass this way again
Be good in everything you do
One small act of goodness
One may find a boarding pass
And a ticket to eternity....

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had heard a story
became an allegory 
about Alimony

more poems are writing
you to read am inviting
both lips have been biting

Have exceeded my space 
againso had to ad this to
this.

what we did was wave
had died at home of the brave
when we saw his grave 

Joe we enjoy
for sure we would employ
being so showy
...

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By search to the highest alimony, from hero to zero.
If love is put to the test A question will yet be answered
by one man who simply stares truth dead in the eye, 
and one woman desperate to love him.

A secrecy is now silently broken by both
idenity's .... He loves her not, she accused
by being ab-sent- minded behind mirrors of 
one man; one woman.

"Where ReFlection's are seperated by 
different mind's."...

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a sociopath
selfserving and destructive
egotistical

God gargantuan
favorite of mine has been
at end say Amen

snow fell on shoulder
could cause him to be colder
when he was older

reminds me of them
handsome looking very trim
happy never grim

Brown Girl Dreaming
Jacqueline Woodson,
Poet

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heard testimony
have to pay alimony
bunch of bologna...

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Alimony,
Palimony,
Dogimony too
Not macaroni,
With acrimony,
Pay me or I'll sue

Send a money heap
So I will keep
The dog that leaped
Before the heat
Of who did cheat
Brought us defeat.

I'll sit around
In my dressing gown
His soft fur brown
When I feel down
He’ll lick to drown
My face's frown

To you who’s horny
This may seem corny
If you’re feeling thorny,
From a sexual tourney
End your scorny
You’re not so brawny!...

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