Short 100 Words Poems

100 words or less, to rhyme, humor a plus..Feb. ten. Good Luck- email copy to 
Quasarttt228@aol.com, and post, please- winner gets a tom Bell Cookbook!

Incorporate;
Brushing the velvety hair of the bald midget
Olives on the run
Hidden Puppy, Crouching pooper
New set of blinds
Ketchup
Gumballs on the bar
rock music in Chinese
Wally Eagle, ootty-booty-li-li
Mercedes Benz
Slip of the forked snake tongue

Good Luck!!...

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To be exact of 100 words does 100 count as a word?
If I count 100 as a word then and only then I would have 100 words
Do I include the title as five words confusing but I will try
Do all the letters in the alphabet count as one word each?

So far I have 56 not counting these now 64

Five letters in the alphabet are vowels A E I O U may I count theses to?
Counting words is so much work now I have 90 only 10 to go now 96
I am so tired 101 darn I went over 106...

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