100 Words Not For Contest

To be exact of 100 words does 100 count as a word?
If I count 100 as a word then and only then I would have 100 words
Do I include the title as five words confusing but I will try
Do all the letters in the alphabet count as one word each?

So far I have 56 not counting these now 64

Five letters in the alphabet are vowels A E I O U may I count theses to?
Counting words is so much work now I have 90 only 10 to go now 96
I am so tired 101 darn I went over 106
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September 15, 2019 at 9:38 PM
Ha, ha! Very funny, my friend. Enjoyed this one, Bobby. ~ gw
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