Short 100000 Poems

American healthcare is a joke
Government play on too many folk
Those who can't pay
Die everyday
Whilst Trump switches from Lysol to Coke...

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Are we now realizing an ancient civilization
Living 100,000 years ago at an undiscovered location
Skeptics don't believe
Think we deceive
But no one was alive to prove the first nation...

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Jeff gets his hair cut for $20.00. The average human has 100,000 hairs on his/her head. How much does Jeff pay to get his hair cut?

a. A whole lot of money
b. Jeff isn’t the average human
c. It was the gardener
d. No, wait, it was Professor Glockenspiel...

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I have become a fat chair potato
It would be nice to be a tomato
Maybe a chili pepper hot
Or habanero wrought
Anything else to end this trapped woe     

Written: 03/17/2023
Habanero pepper has 100,000 to 350,000 Scoville Heat Units....

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“Minimums”, 
the onboard computer announces.
A couple of hundred feet of air left between 
runway and plane.

For pilots, decision time.

Land, 
or abort, go around.

Commit,
or not.

Kudos to them.
They almost always make 
the right decision.

Too often, it feels like my minimums 
are at 100,000 feet.

All the time in the world.
 
And I still 
get it wrong. 

And there’s no going around....

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