Jeff Martin Poet Free verse

The Harvest

Jeff gets his hair cut for $20.00. The average human has 100,000 hairs on his/her head. How much does Jeff pay to get his hair cut?

a. A whole lot of money
b. Jeff isn’t the average human
c. It was the gardener
d. No, wait, it was Professor Glockenspiel

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J Hamilton Gist May 16, 2018 at 7:50 PM What!?

Sara Kendrick April 18, 2018 at 1:45 PM Enjoyed your humor. A college student was asked this question, " What is a fibular?". The student's answer was, " A little lie.". The student's grade for the semester was F of course. Sara

Mark Peterson April 18, 2018 at 12:51 PM A clever, entertaining write.

John Anderson July 30, 2017 at 12:10 AM Funny. Good one!

Daniel Turner July 9, 2017 at 8:44 AM Too damn much. I remember when a haircut was $1.50. Those were real haircuts:) Love the humor, Jeff.