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The Harvest

Jeff gets his hair cut for $20.00. The average human has 100,000 hairs on his/her head. How much does Jeff pay to get his hair cut? a. A whole lot of money b. Jeff isn’t the average human c. It was the gardener d. No, wait, it was Professor Glockenspiel

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Date: 5/16/2018 7:50:00 PM
What!?
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Date: 4/18/2018 1:45:00 PM
Enjoyed your humor. A college student was asked this question, " What is a fibular?". The student's answer was, " A little lie.". The student's grade for the semester was F of course. Sara
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Date: 4/18/2018 12:51:00 PM
A clever, entertaining write.
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Date: 7/30/2017 12:10:00 AM
Funny. Good one!
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Date: 7/9/2017 8:44:00 AM
Too damn much. I remember when a haircut was $1.50. Those were real haircuts:) Love the humor, Jeff.
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