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Shmuck Poems - Poems about Shmuck


Until

...The Pope is dying,
clinging to life like any other shmuck.

When my mother died,
(bless her excommunicated heart),
she lay in State as serene
as a sleeping cat under a fading sun.

Dogs don't...
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Categories: shmuck, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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...you wouldn’t even know 
came a long time ago
you wouldn’t believe 
it’s different now
I’ll get what I need
cut down your store
one guy’s bribes
you chop it for your good 
employees you crook...
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Categories: shmuck, best friend,
Form: Free verse



The Last Shall Be First

...(The Torre Vela is a prominent castle tower
at the "prow" of the Alhambra Palace, and
dominates the Spanish city of Granada.)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw 
McDonalds milkshake through a str...
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Categories: shmuck, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

The Last Shall Be First

...(Torre Vela = prominent tower, part of
the Alhambra palace, Granada, Spain)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw 
McDonalds milkshake through a straw: 
and if I must 
run for the bus, 
I take an ...
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Categories: shmuck, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Meniscus

...Meniscus, meniscus, my coffee is cool.

Little meniscus I'm nobody's fool.

Once you seemed warmer; held by my hand.

Then there's this draft from a Tim Horton's fan.

Might be the windows cooling me...
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Categories: shmuck, angst, dedication, devotion, food,
Form: Couplet



My Blue Dahlia Like Impression

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I crossed the road in front of a red 1947 Oldsmobile. Horns 
honking throughout the city. She sounded young and free on the 
phone when she called last night. Not meaning to clip the wing 
mirror ...
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Categories: shmuck, imagination,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things