Shmuck Poems - Poems about Shmuck

...The Pope is dying, clinging to life like any other shmuck. When my mother died, (bless her excommunicated heart), she lay in State as serene as a sleeping cat under a fading sun. Dogs don't......

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...you wouldn’t even know came a long time ago you wouldn’t believe it’s different now I’ll get what I need cut down your store one guy’s bribes you chop it for your good employees you crook......

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...(The Torre Vela is a prominent castle tower at the "prow" of the Alhambra Palace, and dominates the Spanish city of Granada.) My lame-ass lips can't even draw McDonalds milkshake through a str......

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...(Torre Vela = prominent tower, part of the Alhambra palace, Granada, Spain) My lame-ass lips can't even draw McDonalds milkshake through a straw: and if I must run for the bus, I take an ......

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...Meniscus, meniscus, my coffee is cool. Little meniscus I'm nobody's fool. Once you seemed warmer; held by my hand. Then there's this draft from a Tim Horton's fan. Might be the windows cooling me......

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...- I crossed the road in front of a red 1947 Oldsmobile. Horns honking throughout the city. She sounded young and free on the phone when she called last night. Not meaning to clip the wing mirror ......

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