With coriander cumin turmeric
basmati rice saffron and spice
onions chilli peppers
and all things nice
with chapati and chutney
a samosa or two
naan for starters
rogan josh vindaloo
not eye-watering
but tasty is best
tandoori tikka masala
korma's a meal with zest
chicken lamb chickpeas or lentils
a dinner for two you do not hurry
allow what you've got to simmer in the pot
if you want a winner curry
Categories:
samosa, food, fun, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Hungry Zengo
Zengo is the star from Canada. He emigrated to Russia and drank Neo Soviet vodka dry. Then he went to Pakistan and India to eat kebab, samosa, japati, onion bargi, curry and chips with gravy. Next stop was China where he ate turtle rice, causing a famine. Zengo never passed a stool, he sat on chairs. His constipation took him to OOHH EESS AAYY! Here he ate at McDonalds. Cos it's crap, he blew it up. Then Zengo went for a . He used every bit of bog roll up in the land of the free. Now he's off to Nippon to eat twelve Japanese gangsters, minus little fingers. Then where?
Categories:
samosa, fantasy, sick, silly, surreal,
Form: Blank verse
In Indian cuisine, potato is favourite.
People make variety of dishes and they eat.
Boiled, fried or in dosa.
Love too, filled in samosa.
On day of fast, consume one kg. at least.
Indians like potato, fries and finger chips.
In many other vegetables, they do mix.
No worry, if takes;
body, potato shape.
They are brave not afraid even of diabetes.
(C) S. D. Tiwari
dosa, samosa = names of Indian dishes
Categories:
samosa, food, fun, life,
Form: Limerick