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Salesmen Poems - Poems about Salesmen


Premium Member Poison Salesmen
Zeal the Zealot just made some poison, and he was proud of it as can be. He advertised the poison for all the world to see. He touted that his would kill all the mice and rats, but, promised no harm to the helpful bats. Quincy the Quiet made some poison brew and he was proud of his work too. He advertised...

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Categories: salesmen, political, pollution,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Snake Oil Salesmen
The Duke and the Dauphin two snake-oil salesmen in 'Huck Finn' chased by folks brandishing paddles with nails ridden plum out of the county on a rail... Joseph R. Biden and Donald J. Trump peddling their rancid cologne to the masses ...

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Categories: salesmen, humor, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme



The Sale
He tried to make a quick sale The more he tried the more he fail He held his head down And felt like a clown Then start selling through his E-mail...

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Categories: salesmen, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Car Salesmen Are Singing the Blues
Car salesmen are singing the no cars sold today blues Lamenting this pandemic because baby needs shoes On commission having to pay back their pithy draw These salesmens’ feelings are bruised mighty raw Come get your Fords and Chevies today Subarus are safest cars in every kind of way We can bring a car you...

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Categories: salesmen, car,
Form: Rhyme
Salesmen
A salesman sometimes helps you out, But often he does not. If you are clueless, what he knows Can add to quite a lot. Yet there are clerks so in your face That they become intrusive; And others hide like jungle creatures, Rare and most elusive. The perfect guy or gal in sales Is patient and attentive. Commission may be why, but we Should seem like...

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Categories: salesmen, on work and working,
Form: Rhyme



Traveling Salesmen
Revolution is knocking at the garden gate With pitchforks and spoons to guard against fate The people drench me with milk and holy water And stare at me as if i slept with their daughter I stand in white suit and a red tie I look like a half decent guy My hairs slicked back and my tongue coated in honey...

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Categories: salesmen, funny, old, me, old,
Form: I do not know?
Present Day Snake Oil Salesmen
Present-Day Snake Oil Salesmen By Elton Camp In the past, hucksters came, patent medicine to sell “It will cure all human ills,” is what they would yell “While supplies last, only a dollar a bottle,” the call “It’ll cure cancer, rheumatism, dropsy—one and all.” Now all kinds of quack remedies we can easily get They are brought into our homes through...

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Categories: salesmen, computer-internet
Form: Rhyme
Door-To-Door Snake Oil Salesmen
"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed "Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!" It's simply a matter of time Up the walls we will climb Our inevitable ire will thus be inflamed...

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Categories: salesmen, faith, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Three Salesmen
Three salesmen on a trip, Stopped at this hotel to take a dip, One of them quipped, Before he had sipped, On his wine, So fine, My sweet Carolyn, Such a fine place to dine! Taking a room for three, Thirty dollars to be, For the night , you see, Joe, Jack, and Jim, Their money kinda slim, Ten dollars a piece between em, No inflation, In their nation!...

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Categories: salesmen, mysteryhappy, happy, me, money,
Form: Rhyme

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