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Sunny’s summer

...I just finished Face Timing with Sunny, one of Lisa and my roommates.
She’s an edgy half-a-laugh, and I can’t wait to see her in person.
Sunny’s a slipa and a seductive gadabout - this poem is abou...

Categories: salesgirl, character, confidence, crazy, culture,
Form: Free verse

Rue Saint-Honore

...It's the weekend (Friday night). Lisa and I are hangin’, music’s playing, and we’re rummaging through my suitcase, for an outfit option, for me, tonight. Call it cliché, but we like going out - and g...

Categories: salesgirl, fashion, friendship, fun, humor,
Form: Free verse

Candid Camera

...Fat Santa sneaked out of the shop
With bags full of sweets and a cake
The salesgirl screamed out: “Call a cop!
That man dressed as Claus is a fake!”

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A Funny Ch...

Categories: salesgirl, christmas, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Bernita the Bolivian Cougar

...LAUGH IT OFF

BERNITA THE BOLIVIAN COUGER

BERNITA SHUFFLES OVER TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER, WITH GLASSES SLIDING OFF HER NOSE AND EYES PINNED TO THE SALES GIRL LIKE A TAIL ON A DONKEY. " I'D LIKE TO ...

Categories: salesgirl, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Strings Attached

...In many bakeries today
A cake is gently placed
Within a box that’s crisp and white,
A sign of class and taste.

But lately tape is used to shut
The top and keep it closed
So to the outside ele...

Categories: salesgirl, appreciation, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

The Hat

...The hat was quite a stunner
With a huge and fancy brim.
An older woman tried it on,
It seemed like on a whim.

The salesgirl was encouraging,
Declaring it unique
And certainly, the wearer
Wou...

Categories: salesgirl, clothes,
Form: Rhyme

Weird Or Stupid

...I locked the door, I'm pretty sure I locked it.
But in the early morning it stood ajar.

Memory lane - I came, I smiled, I grasped the handle
and drew it shut and..turned the key...SURE I SHUT IT...

Categories: salesgirl, fantasy, imagination,
Form: Free verse

A Gal From Orygun

...Bought an extra supply of stuffing

Cause certain gals keep squeezing it outta me

Don't get me wrong, sure not complaining

Bought some on sale at Target

The stuffing department was...

Categories: salesgirl, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Limerick: Once a Salesgirl Who Sold Silk Stockings

...Limerick : Once a Salesgirl who sold silk stockings

Once a Salesgirl who sold silk stockings
Eyed a man who fingered the linings
Stockings stuck on her legs
Made-to-fit wooden dregs
Kept stoc...

Categories: salesgirl, humor,
Form: Limerick

My Almost Orange Hat

...I wandered in the hat store
And there it boldly sat – 
Bedecked with bright white flower – 
A cheerful orange hat.

Once on my head, it beckoned,
Quite jauntily, indeed,
Attracting more attention
Tha...

Categories: salesgirl, happy, loss,
Form: Rhyme