Salesgirl Poems - Poems about Salesgirl

...Fat Santa sneaked out of the shop With bags full of sweets and a cake The salesgirl screamed out: “Call a cop! That man dressed as Claus is a fake!” * - * - * - * -- * - * - * - * A Funny Ch......Read the rest...

...LAUGH IT OFF BERNITA THE BOLIVIAN COUGER BERNITA SHUFFLES OVER TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER, WITH GLASSES SLIDING OFF HER NOSE AND EYES PINNED TO THE SALES GIRL LIKE A TAIL ON A DONKEY. " I'D LIKE TO ......Read the rest...

...In many bakeries today A cake is gently placed Within a box that’s crisp and white, A sign of class and taste. But lately tape is used to shut The top and keep it closed So to the outside ele......Read the rest...

...The hat was quite a stunner With a huge and fancy brim. An older woman tried it on, It seemed like on a whim. The salesgirl was encouraging, Declaring it unique And certainly, the wearer Wou......Read the rest...

...I locked the door, I'm pretty sure I locked it. But in the early morning it stood ajar. Memory lane - I came, I smiled, I grasped the handle and drew it shut and..turned the key...SURE I SHUT IT......Read the rest...

...Bought an extra supply of stuffing Cause certain gals keep squeezing it outta me Don't get me wrong, sure not complaining Bought some on sale at Target The stuffing department was......Read the rest...

...Limerick : Once a Salesgirl who sold silk stockings Once a Salesgirl who sold silk stockings Eyed a man who fingered the linings Stockings stuck on her legs Made-to-fit wooden dregs Kept stoc......Read the rest...

...I wandered in the hat store And there it boldly sat – Bedecked with bright white flower – A cheerful orange hat. Once on my head, it beckoned, Quite jauntily, indeed, Attracting more attention Tha......Read the rest...