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Candid Camera

Fat Santa sneaked out of the shop
With bags full of sweets and a cake
The salesgirl screamed out: “Call a cop!
That man dressed as Claus is a fake!”

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A Funny Christmas Themed 
4 liner Poetry Contest
Hosted by Tania Kitchin
         Placed 2nd
© 29th December 2021

christmasfunrhyme

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Lisa Ricci

Date: 2/18/2022 2:17:00 AM

Good Morning Paul - How adorable is this theme, very. I hope Santa didn't drop the cake (smile). Thank you for spreading fun and smiles because this entry is just that. Have a wonderful weekend and keep enjoying poetrysoup.

Paul Callus
Date: 2/20/2022 2:05:00 PM

Thank you for a sweet, pleasant visit, Lisa. I hope you enjoyed the weekend. ~ Warm regards // paul

Wilma Neels

Date: 1/6/2022 9:40:00 AM

Hehehe absolutely love your humor and the image you chose Paul! Congratulations on your placement in the contest.. Happy New Year to you too. Hope you are well :)

Paul Callus
Date: 1/7/2022 5:55:00 AM

Good morning, Wilma! A pleasure to have you knocking at my door with a delivery of lovely comments :) Hope you too are keeping well. Happy New Year, my friend! // paul

Jack Horne

Date: 1/6/2022 4:56:00 AM

LOL, love picturing this. I hope you had a lovely Xmas & that 2022 will be a good one for you, my friend

Paul Callus
Date: 1/6/2022 8:34:00 AM

Thank you, Jack. Christmas was quite but enjoyable, and so far the new year is not being bothersome :) Best regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/4/2022 12:11:00 PM

And how many of them there are present worldwide during the Christmas season. Best of luck in the contest my friend, hugs, blessings and warm regards, Jennifer.

Paul Callus
Date: 1/6/2022 8:32:00 AM

Thank you for dropping by, Jenny! I hope the New Year is treating you well, my friend! Warm regards, hugs & blessings // paul

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 12/30/2021 4:45:00 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho....love your humor! Good luck in the contest.....I think its a winner! Happy New Year! Paulette

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:33:00 AM

Thank you for your pleasant visit, Paulette :) I wish you a happy New Year filled with love, peace and good health. // paul

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/29/2021 2:11:00 PM

Thieves love it when they can commit crimes wearing any costume that covers their face. I loved your poem Paul. Great graphic to go with it too. New year blessings xxoo

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:31:00 AM

Thank you dear Connie. It is a pleasure to see you being active again. May the new year treat us all better than 2021. Blessings, my friend. // paul

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/29/2021 11:21:00 AM

How clever, Paul. And best wishes. Super Image! Pangie

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:28:00 AM

Thank you on all counts, Pangie. Hope you are getting better a day at a time. May the new year be more kind and generous to you! Regards // paul

Deb M

Date: 12/29/2021 10:16:00 AM

Hi Paul…..funny and cute poem. Cheers Debx

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:25:00 AM

Thank you, Deb. I enjoy some fun for dessert :) Happy New Year!! // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/29/2021 9:57:00 AM

- Yes, funny :))) ... good luck in the contest - I wish you a wonderful new year, Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:23:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed it, Anne-Lise :) I too wish you a peaceful and healthy New Year. Take care, my friend. Hugs // paul

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/29/2021 8:42:00 AM

He committed an unforgivable crime, how dare he. Lol. Hope you're well Paul and had an enjoyable Christmas. Best wishes to you and your family for a happy and healthy New year. Tom

Paul Callus
Date: 12/31/2021 6:21:00 AM

Christmas was a quiet but enjoyable family affair, Tom. I'm keeping well, and hope you are as well, my friend. ~ Happy New Year!! // paul