Big elf on the shelf, he let out a rumb’,
so loud, that the kid saw a cookie crumb’
and milk overturn.
Elf’s rump in a burn
and Christmas smells bad from the elfish fumb’.
11/15/2022
A Fun Holiday Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
To keep the lines to 10 syllables -
rumb’, crumb’, and fumb’ =
rumble, crumble and fumble
Categories:
rumb, humor,
Form: Limerick