Royce
The first time I thought of him
His name was playing shortstop;
Too few siesta’s spent, he’s found eighteen.
Stingy Time did swiftly pass us forth,
Spinning nurture, spanning missteps,
Till foundation definition was writ soul-side.
Sparkling child, Number One,
All expectations overthrown
Set the mold against the measure
No one can meet, nor treasure find,
To manifest such precious boy,
Announcer of
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Categories:
royce, appreciation, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Lament of Royce
Royce the night owl dresser had too many drawers.
When he was sleeping, they went along with his snores.
In and out, in and out, shut, open, shut, open, slam shut
When it was the third drawer down, it hurt his gut.
Why am I a dresser? Why not a refrigerator? He said.
A basket, a purse, a necklace or
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Categories:
royce, dream,
Form: Rhyme
King Rickery Roo Rowdy Rollens Rugbuggy Royce
Peeking out from behind the bed was a wide banded raccoon king.
I thought he was a regular raccoon, for I did not know of such a thing.
He bared his broken yellow teeth and gave me a bit of a fright.
You see I was in my pajamas, ready to turn in for the night.
How am I
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Categories:
royce, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Rolls Royce
A Rolls Royce will be a nice car for me.
If I want to buy one, it will cost me plenty!
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Categories:
royce, car,
Form: Couplet
She Wants a Brand New Rolls-Royce
My wife is driving me crazy, she wants a brand new Rolls-Royce.
She thinks that I'll buy it, she thinks that I don't have a choice.
She's been demanding that I buy her a Rolls-Royce no matter what.
I'm getting very PO'ed and I'm going to break my foot off in her butt.
That witch expects me to buy
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Categories:
royce, car, funny, humor, wife,
Form: Rhyme
In Love With a Rolls-Royce
(This is a fictional poem)
A man fell in love with his brand new Rolls-Royce.
But he soon made a very bad choice.
He thought kissing a car would be the same as kissing a woman but he soon
learned it was not.
He french kissed the tailpipe right after driving his Rolls and a third degree burn
was
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Categories:
royce, art, funny, on writing
Form: I do not know?