Rooty Poems - Poems about Rooty

...Placed 9th in : No. 1238 New Poems Only Sponsored by Brian Strand Since her birth on the mount She moves down the hills ......Read the rest...

...Rooty toot toot three men in a boat Heading for Niagara Falls Each one loudly protesting in their own lingo Gonna die where are the oars One was Russian couldn't decipher One Japanese ......Read the rest...

...socks and shoes peanut butter and jelly bread and butter salt and pepper stop and go black and white rooty tooty addition and subtraction multiplication and division bride and groom mom......Read the rest...

...* For the lost souls of Aokigahara * ~ jade canopy waving while it whispers the lush secret, compelled delicious word of myriad words casting shadowed merriment at a woven......Read the rest...

...All I could afford Was loitering at Stu Wards Having a draft Rooty tooty in beer craft When suddenly It was not funny A feeling I was done No longer welcome It ......Read the rest...

...All I could afford Was loitering at Stu Wards Having a draft Rooty tooty in beer craft When suddenly It was not funny A feeling I was done No longer welcome It ......Read the rest...

...My wife and I was dancin’ at a Senatorial ball, when some old gal struts up to us and whines, “The Senator’s been watching you…and doesn’t think it’s right for men to grab their dancing mates’ behin......Read the rest...

...I do not like asparagus That rooty shooty plant And you won't really care, I guess About this silly rant Its stems are pulpy, woody-like Its tips have tiny spades That look for all the world, t......Read the rest...

...(for Aokigahara ... the souls lost) ~ jade canopy waving while it whispers the lush secret, compelled delicious word of myriad words casting shadowed merriment at a wove......Read the rest...

...Will the King’s horses or any of his men? Ever stack those turds that high again. A tit for a tat and Rooty Toot Toot. The rats always follow the piper and flute. Old mother Hubbard was all out......Read the rest...

...Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot Bobbing along on the waves One was old with long silvery hair Renowned for being quite brave The other had a pimple on the tip of his nose He was cro......Read the rest...

...Young Chuckie has only one vice He does it each day, sometimes twice While Mum eyes with scorn Chuck toots his own horn He’ll toot your horn too for a price December 26, 2018......Read the rest...

... oh tell me what's this ruse, my little friend? proud petals spread and reaching for the sun did you not think that you should be undone by all the winter white the heavens send......Read the rest...

...Park run getting into shape Thank you for the Park run, They really are so much fun. At Tring you go up a rise, Then through a gate, A little rooty and muddy surprise, Before the welcome fl......Read the rest...

...Forgot to tell you I did go to Virginia Military Institute for a year. Rooty toot toot and then give a hoot, Are bashful boys from the institute; We always like cake with much fruit; Much b......Read the rest...