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Red As A Beetroot Poems - Poems about Red As A Beetroot


Premium Member The Birds And The Bees
...When I was a lad And still wet behind the ears Things often puzzled me And was too young to understand Like the saying the Birds And the Bees I thought in my little tiny mind Do they mean b......

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Categories: red as a beetroot, books,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
...I worked in an Insurance office and loved my job But the manager was an idle fat slob He’d put in expenses sheets for work he hadn’t done And was out of the door in front of everyone ......

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Categories: red as a beetroot, humorous, me, work,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member In Response To My First Poem For Contest
...Original Poem Just Desserts I was at my favourite restaurant and had a lovely meal If I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal I’d relished every morsel and was pleased as a Ch......

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Categories: red as a beetroot, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Richard the Third - a Poem Especially For Amelia
...Amelia she loves to chat and tells an amusing story But dear readers BEWARE – this one’s a little gory She worked long hours at night as a barmaid It was a job she loved and good wages she got paid ......

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Categories: red as a beetroot, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Desserts
...I was at my favorite restaurant and I'd had a lovely meal, if I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal I’d relished every morsel and was pleased as a Cheshire cat, the dessert menu was o......

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Categories: red as a beetroot, food, funny, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme




Book: Reflection on the Important Things