The warning on a thermometer states
'do not use orally after using rectally'
listen, i'm not saying people are stupid,
but let them shove it and sort itself out
better said, 'do not stick where the
sun don't shine', you imbecilic ****'!
Categories:
rectally, confusion, humor,
Form: I do not know?
Drugs Are Safe
Toximints cure Gingivitis, keep breath clean and breed bacteria
Come with a money back guarantee with rest and also good for death
Sold in packs of 10 to delight and whiten teeth
Takes smiles away as advertised
An added bonus is the hemorrhoids
They come for free with every purchase
Chew them at church, as a remedy for pox
Don’t read instructions
Swallow them whole. Choke a chicken first for luck
Toximints are good for children too
It may cause cancer or drowsiness in the young
Don’t drive machinery while using it
Studies show it causes sudden fatality as prescribed
Ask your doctor what you should do
Easy to consume in capsule form or pills
Like all pharmaceuticals, keep them out of reach
The makers want to thank you for your support
Swallow products they endorse
This drug is safe. We love your money
It is advised you take it rectally for best results
Our sponsors insist you die to buy more of our stuff
Categories:
rectally, abuse, addiction, business, confusion,
Form: Free verse