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Up To Our Ying Yangs

We've got snow up to our ying yangs Where is one's ying yang you might ask It's just above our hoohaws and below our zinkledorfs Also our winklepuss sometimes becomes rigid And doesn't soften up again until late spring What are you thinking, you naughty people How far down is that mind of yours going? You should all be totally ashamed of yourselves What kind of depraved soul do you think I am I'm really just this sweet old grandpa dude! And if you can believe that... !!!

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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