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Woof Woof

When us dogs lie there and stare up at you What do you think they're thinking Are they thinking whatever you say I agree with Because you feed us every day without fail We don't have hands, these paws are useless For opening bags or cans Tried biting the lid off early last month Needed stitches, trouble eating for quite a while What! Are you surprised we know what a month is I'm not just your average pet you know I'M A GOLDEN RETRIEVER We're a special breed, just want all humans to know that Us guys should be treated like royalty We love everybody and don't mean to knock people down We get a little over excited at times Mean no harm, hoped your stay in the hospital Would be short and you'd come out as good as new Us dogs... sorry, us Goldens are a special breed We don't associate with other less sophisticated breeds Well, now that I've completely blown your mind Perhaps next time we talk you'll have recovered One thing before I go mute again It'll be enough when wifey finds out I can talk So I wont't tell her about what I saw in the hospital About the way you were ogling dear nursey-poo For an extra bone and a sufficient amount of doggie treats I'll keep this OUR little ole secret WOOF! WOOF!

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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