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One Gets a Beet

Surreal soldiers had a candy pinata that was pretty sweet
They added to it a few veggies, in particular one big red beet.
The ones who got the candy bars, were happy as could be.
The one who got stuck with the beet did not give one whoopee.

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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