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Unwarranted Uninvited Party Pooper Dinner Guest

And here tonight I assumed

This would be just another one
of those average dinner parties

With a stream of boring associates and
their plus 1 partner or other

But wow
Hey you
Are so different from all the other's

Why I am so glad I bumped into you
and for you taking your time to introduce
yourself and engage with me in
conversation

Bacause you are so
Insightful
Engaging
Witty
Knowledgeable
&
Informative

I am so glad you came
Where have you been my entire life
I'll have to take your number down

So you can tell me so much more
about how I can be a better person and
how I could live a more fulfilled existence

And also again please as I am sure
you will begin by reminding me about
all of the charitable works you do and
endless causes you deficate your
spare time to

Because I especially loved and was
interested in your story about how
you have come up with a plan to
tackle climate change 

Because I myself unlike you who is an
actual firm true believer in God and do 
believe

I so to do also believe nature is beyond the
realms and out of humanities control
and remit

So once again may I say thank you for 
coming and the pleasure of your company
and forthright opinion

As who on earth wouldn't thoroughly
love having welcoming you a guest
into our home 

Having to spend a night for fear being
thought of as inhospitable lacking
manners and appearing rude

Wouldn't then enjoy appreciate and want
to to be lectured to about and have
pointed out all the countless thing's
they are going and doing wrong

By all accounts no 1 else but 
 themselves has anything good
 to say about

And never actually got or anyone
invited in the 1st place and the only 
reason they are here is because

They have no qualms Inviting themselves 
as do they have expressing and imposing
their own personal uninvited opinion on
other's

And did they also forget to mention they
are also vegan meat is murder rude
to serve and eat in the presence of them

Smoke kill's and and if you want to do
it kindly go outside

And do you know just how much damage
Alcohol causes then peel off random
statistics

So many fun facts

Copyright © Christopher Flaherty

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