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Date June 2024 A large group picketed outside Of the toilet paper factory. People held picket Signs marching in a circular line. The Group chanted: Revolters deserve better bottom Paper on this caper! The group Became bigger after they Littered with fragile quality Toilet paper. The Forman of the Factory alerted the police. There were demonstrations Across the nations. Every Civilization where fragile Toilet paper was made. One Woman to one man- "we need Particular proper paper for our Booties. And the man reprised "We need a revolution of Toilet paper superior posterior possibly, Because any other option is Unthinkable." We need a Revolution because some Retailers have stopped selling TP all together and the stores That did sell, sold poor quality Type. So.... a Toilet paper Revolution. The only marksman Bullseye execution restitution! Date Jan 2025 The TP renegades traveled City to city, wherever the brothers And sisters were. They delivered Speeches knocked on doors. Their intentions were a global Mention. And this will be the Great toilet paper caper. The Rogue renegade reveling Revolutionaries soon drifted Into Wealthy neighborhoods to Confiscate steal and plunder. A speaker delivered a dramatic Charismatic speech. The Speech: (Global broadcast) We have now used toilet paper For decades if not centuries in Our nations we have adjusted to A new prognosis. The gist of This? We can no longer live Without this magic paper. The Major mindful masters of these Nations have us by the rectum. We have no choice. We do have An obligation to provide the Younger generations with Information of this Revolution And to procure the best quality TP money can buy. This Merchandise is an unfortunate Necessity and now we have a Measured feat with this Toilet paper caper. We will Triumph we can afford nothing Less!! For now...Boycott! The Listening protesters crowded Into the city. Within hours the Population of protesters had swollen miles long. They chanted Boycott! Boycott! Boycott! Revolution! retribution! restitution! "Toilet paper people power this Is our hour! Aaaah ha ha ha! The rush of the flush The government can not ignore Us. We are people, we are equal!! Their wealthy circumstances? IN GOD WE TRUST?!!" The police had been disbursed Along the city boarders. Protest After Protest scrimmages Outrageousness, arrest and Full blown rectal regrets at Best was definite defecation Digust and plus the deliberate Dillengence of the police force. Protest unrest distress request Curfew this time? We view all The pride review this kind. All Dignity on the line without TP Of every excellent quality. The Masses can no longer be denied Quality purchases. At this hour The dignity of the nations were At stake. The Rogue toilet paper Troopers were communicating By telegram telephone Television, telecommunications And Social media. This was Eventful In every Civilization. Eventually the governments Relented. The TP Revolters were Triumphant. Soon quality TP Appeared on shelves across the Country. And then all the nations Populace benefitted. The Observation: an inspirational Circumstantial epiphany of a Conversation. "Oh, my double Ply!" "Quality TP for every daughter Every Son!" The masses say. Yesss! The Revolution was won. The day of days was done! This day of days was won! June 2027
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