| |
Startling Questions From the Stewardess
The Stewardess’ Startling Questions
By Elton Camp
Safety procedures she will mention
Few, if any, pay very much attention
They are interested in taking a nap
Or using the computer in their lap
One day, the stewardess was taken aback
Because the captain had a heart attack
He groaned and slumped in his seat
She could barely hear his heartbeat
There was no copilot on that flight
So she gasped in horror at the sight
To passengers she said, “Attention please”
The words she next spoke are these:
Is anyone CPR trained to try
Or any who an airplane can fly?
In stunned silence passengers sat
For all had given heed to that
Copyright ©
Elton Camp
|