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Bottle Squeezer
As we sat around the table drinking our glasses of tea
My father wanted his bottle squeezer, so he asked for it, from me
As I searched through all the drawers and looked through every door
I couldn't find that bottle squeezer, nor have I ever did before
As we sat around the table, dessert time now was due
My mother asked me- son...would you like to try some "Snu"
Not knowing what the stuff was, I asked my mom "What's snu"
She said to me- "Nothing much- what is new, with you"
I asked her where the bottle squeezer was, so I could give it to my dad
She said- "Sorry son, but ya know, I think you've just been had
There's no such thing you're looking for dad called a "Bottle Squeezer"
He's pulled that joke on me before, your dad is such a teaser
Write An Ode Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Jeff Kyser
2/28/2023
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Charles Messina
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