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giant lobster capsizes boat

We wish he was photoshopped said Neal.
But alas, this sidewinder giant shrimp was real
He climbed onto our boat and scared the tootsie out of me
Thanks to this giant, our boat tipped over a total of three.

We were terrified we were all going to drowned
But that giant monster turned our boat around
Snatched us up from the sea and gave each of us a spank
It was unbelievable! But amused our Captain Sir Hank.

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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