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Fifa: Beyond Greatness

FIFA: Beyond Greatness
The United Woke States of America

Make America, Again Great!
   But... it was never great... 
      the woke berate.

Women's sports are great, "they" reported.
   But, who really supports it?
Certainly, not women, nor womyn... they all smoke it.

When Lisa Leslie says NBA players should more to the WNBA donate!
   Draymond Green says, hey! We all know the WNBA exaggerates.

Over $10 million a year you lose profit...
   and women want the NBA to make women's salaries skyrocket...
       to that of men?  Dang women! You all lost it!

And now comes America's women and womyn of soccer...
   Dude!  Lady Liberty, all but three lost her.
Not giving honor to your country...
   during our National Anthem? You live on her charity.
Man!  Call the referee... 
   here is where you lose me.

You represent... the country you hate the most...
   Dear Father, Son, and Holy Ghost...
Here are the most 
   spoiled, and thankless jokes.

To the Captain of this pack... Megan Rapinoe
   the colorful, and most outspoken piccolo
high-pitch, half-sized, annoying woke virtuoso
   leads her (him, it, whatever!) team in a show of shows!

Ah! And she biffs the penalty shot, 
  then simply laughs it off... 
and sends her team home, furthest ever from the number one spot.

So ... what's the real difference between the womyn,
   and the women of the U.S. Women's Soccer team?
Here is what Patton had to say (even if it was just said in the movie):

   When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, 
   the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers.
   Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play 
   to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who 
   lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will 
   never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to
   Americans.

Here's a little word of advice to lady sports titled women.
  Fight with honor, and to win.  
And if you call it sports of women, then don't include men, 
  and definitely reject, the hated woke, namely, womyn.
And, for soccer, let this sit in...
  never forget your origin,
specifically, your World Cup-winning USA women's team is still suffer'n
  from a 5-2 loss against Dallas Academy boys, who are now men.

by Martin Braun
August 8, 2023

Copyright © Martin Braun

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