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According To My Math Need a Nice Bath
talked a lot of trash
up and coming ogden nash
hit on Broadway big smash
read my book on math
know that I need a nice bath
to it found a path
rode in a cute coach
which is where she lost her broach
eaten by big roach
what we would deduce
did want to declare a truce
instead hung with noose
looked at latest news
trump many bodies did bruise
which him would amuse
trump does stand corrected
each sin he had selected
did as directed
us he had beguiled
what will make a wild cat wild
Trump acting like a child
trump attention stole
Indians were seminole
helped me save my soul
would throw trump in jail
of lies he had left a trail
without any bail
smile will grow and grow
when off to dentist did go
party he did throw
my TV will watch
trump looked stupid grabbing crotch
up things screw and botch
all his lies would stick
common sense nary a lick
Of crop Trump said was pick
trump seemed so sour
in dark did take a shower
House had lost its power
bed bugs him will bite
temptation off Trump did fight
but drank and got up tight
while trump wore a tie
saw him do somethin sly
tried to touch her thigh
took another poll
all our attention trump stole
in head mouth made big hole
by mortician was taught
your body will begin to rot
after farm have bought
according to my math
in dark made me take my bath
was all full of wreath
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James Horn
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