Top Secret From the Poetrysoup Undercover Agent: Re, Aliens
Keep this under your hat, guys....I'm just back from an undercover investigation of
what turned out to be a real hidden nest of Alien invaders....they foolishly made
serious strategic mistakes, which, of course, your favorite spy here, caught on to
immediately. Quick recap.....remember, this is on the Q.T.!
I penetrated an alien cell in the Vassar Brothers Medical Center in upstate New
York. I'll explain how.....shhhhhh!!!!!.....I was admitted under the pretext of 1)being
dead 2)mentally unbalanced! Imagine that!!
First thing I noticed is some of the alien technology thay failed to mask
adequately....they were all walking around talking with their shirt pockets...which
somehow seemed to answer...now, that's just a plum give-away!!!! Next, I
noticed a plastic container hanging on the wall, marked, foolishly, I'd
think...."Impervious Gowns"....yeah, right, like such a thing exists! Come on,
where'd ya get it, from Superman? There were smaller clues too; like what
earthling would have a bright red food blender/mixer hanging on the wall? Come
on. Martians, you can do better than that!!!! But the clincher, the absolute proof,
was when I finally peeked out the door....the whole buiding was totally round!!! I
was actually IN a flying saucer!!!! Pretty cool, huh? And the stuff they labeled as
food was, certainly not of this earth....they even had something they
euphemistically labelled a "Cheeseburger"? It was obviously an alien child's
plastic toy, or perhaps, a concealable weapon....it obviously would be fatal is one
were struck with such a thing..... and I'll report on my O.H.S.A. investigation as
well, next week. And I escaped, undetected!!! Pretty classy, right? Okay- enough
for now.....remember.....this is not to be discussed, officially, it did NOT happen,
and my alias, (agent) Benjamin (call me Ben) Dover....report is now
concluded....regards, Ben Dover!
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Tom Bell
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