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Iz James Illiterate
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Type these questions(vide infra, exactly...you'll be entertained) on Google(no dictionary.com) simply type in on Google's 'search bar' mine fellows...why for instance; try looking up Senryu or Monoku, y'all will not find them on Dictionary.com., along with many other words. Thesaurus.com is overwhelming though, it even has words that Dictionary.com has not.
1) whut wuz julez vern'z best write
2) iz Chineze a race or nationality
3) whut action hero had nervz uv steal
4) how many werdz are in a haiku
Google will answer these questions
Next to words in the dictionary, they show the phonetic pronunciations.
Rest assured, i eets my oatmeal with the fork ;)
Also, i do not walk earth, speaking words as "mine, yourn, ourn, theirn,
eyne". Unlike Author Wordsworth, I'll never insult an author's poetic diction!
My "poetic diction" is, the sound 'ine'...it does funny things to my cerebrum. ;)
I use this technique with many words, as y'all learn me; realization of these trues, will, i'm certain amuse y'all. I plead the 5th, I mean, artistic license *)
hern-ourn-theirn-eyne....All in the dictionary
I think y'all trust me now
;) p.s...apologeeez for the frenetic
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James Peranteau
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