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rooster with attitude

Rooster with attitude did a high karate kick
His partner flew through the barn so thick
Barely escaping a pitchfork and rake.
Screaming her head off, for sanity’s sake.

The rest of the barnyard animals turned away.
Not wanting to ruin their almost happy Tuesday.
Rooster with attitude tossed a sheep into a door.
Always a meanie said the cow Mrs. Forevermore.

Since he took lessons he has been impossible.
His arrogant head is filled with himself, I mean full.
Rooster’s partner waddled off, an angry old hen.
She’ll get him back, she has outlived three men.

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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