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Patronising Prick

Telling people I don’t get it 
misunderstanding your objective 
my perception be corrected 
teaching me when I’m pathetic 

I thought you were horrible 
but you say it’s not possible 
my mind’s become illogical 
really you were wonderful 

Oh right then I must be a clown 
I thought that you had let me down 
guess I got it wrong way around 
forgot to smile wrong to frown 

I must have looked like a dumb thing 
now I don’t I owe you something 
you stay there all nice and comfy 
without you I’d look a numpty

Stopping me looking the bad guy 
saving me from such a sad life 
god I bet I looked a daft sight 
always wrong you’re always right 

Well anyway our friendship’s done 
because you are a special one 
I make mistakes while you make none 
you’re a fake mate that’s no fun

Copyright © Nick Trim

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