Patronising Prick

Telling people I don’t get it misunderstanding your objective my perception be corrected teaching me when I’m pathetic I thought you were horrible but you say it’s not possible my mind’s become illogical really you were wonderful Oh right then I must be a clown I thought that you had let me down guess I got it wrong way around forgot to smile wrong to frown I must have looked like a dumb thing now I don’t I owe you something you stay there all nice and comfy without you I’d look a numpty Stopping me looking the bad guy saving me from such a sad life god I bet I looked a daft sight always wrong you’re always right Well anyway our friendship’s done because you are a special one I make mistakes while you make none you’re a fake mate that’s no fun