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Have You Ever Bitten Into a Steak That Mooed
Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed?
Maybe because it has not yet been chewed?
Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed?
Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd?
Did you envision it as a calf that once cooed?
I apologize if that sounded a little bit rude.
A calf whose little hoof was once super glued?
Have you ever bitten into a raw steak that mooed?
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Caren Krutsinger
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