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Im Like an Instant Pot

I’M LIKE AN INSTANT POT

I’m like an Instant Pot.

We’re both big and bold.
Heavier than we should be
Fussier than we need be
Neither of us should ever 
Sit on the kitchen counter 
When not in use.

Our metallic armor,
Fitted seamlessly, 
tight and wide around the waist
Hard to keep that much armor shiny
So I don’t try to very often.

We each have different 
temperatures,
we operate that way.?Different temperatures
deliver variable output

We both even hiss!
, 
Beware the danger of getting it wrong,
Pushing the wrong button,
For it is the user who chooses 
How far to turn the knob
How much heat to Render,
For success and bounty
As a temp too great or too small could
Ruin inside us, each.

Operate us incorrectly and we’ll
Explode all over you

When guidelines are taken
Seriously,
Pamphlets and fine print read,
we can both be tricky about 
Unfollowed rules.
When you don’t know our laws
Of operation
Our innards could easily 
turn to mush
Unrecognizable, inedible,
Salty.

Be reluctant to turn the knob too much. 

Copyright © Suzanne Arbil

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