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Old MacDonald Had A Plan
Old MacDonald had a farm
And all it had was cows
Their constant mooing brought them harm
…His wife went off the rails
She bumped them off in one fell swoop
And fed them though the grinder
But Old Macdonald wrote a plan
And popped it in a binder
At the bank the manager said,
“What’s your plan… in brief?”
Old Macdonald said, “It’s this…
I need to shift some beef!”
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The manager inhaled and said,
“That’s quite a cutthroat game,
Your business plans are good as dead…
You’ll need a great new name.”
Copyright ©
Terry Flood
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