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The Police and Johns Memory

The police made John jog his memory 
“Was the car actually a Camry?”
John delayed, then got free cigarette 
Of a brand prized above his Lovette.
And he didn’t hear his voice drop “Yes...” 
Before a second thought’s “More or less.”

“Heh! You’ve got my Benson ’n’ Hedges; 
Quit building round your answers hedges?”

“Actually, Cop, an off-white Nissan 
With blood stains that still give me concern”
“So, then it’d made you touch its Fender 
For which, now, you need Good Defender”
“You’ve guessed I’m not A Real Offender”
“Also guessed, for now, The Offender”
“Means I should hate Law of Evidence”
“...Also, your Forgetful Imprudence”

“Hope  this won’t be reaching the BBC?”
“Sorry, She minds what blokes hear and see!”.

Copyright © Chinedum Ekwobi

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