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Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons

There once was a girl from the south Who had a hard time with her mouth Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!" She said, "Not poon! We say, "poon!" Correcting his speech without doubt.
To thin girl we constantly had to say, "Pull up your pants, the moon shines not in day!" She noticed my shirt, cut low... "Mrs.Crystol! Your buttcrack shows!" Sure enough, too much cleavage on display!

Copyright © Crystol Woods

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