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Puppy Hater-Kristi Noem DeVil
(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
She hated her puppy Cricket
with wired haired charm
deemed he was useless
like her goat valued less
So she took the poor pup out
Not sympatico—Not even a pout
She’s made her boss proud
she shouts out loud,
with whom she’ll share the Presidential ticket
Out of her mind with excitement,
chasing all those birds
and having the time of her life
was poor fated Cricket
“We need strong leaders who can
do these sorts of messes”
Ranting that it’s just another day on the farm!
The Govenor may be watching too much Netflix
Perchance Wentworth an Australian series
An unhinged system for women's prison
Chicks! Chicks! Chicks!
Chorus...
If anyone out there is looking to offload
an annoying puppy or jerk-face goat
there are many rescues out there
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I Am Anaya
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