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Gobbledegook

Garbage written in ‘How To Assemble’
Outlandish nonsense with English attempted
Borderline craziness it can resemble
Baffled, I mutter, “May I be exempted?”
Lunacy drafted in some foreign land
English it said… and I said, ”No way.”
Dumbass instructions I can’t understand
Explaining - NOT - how to build in one day
Gormless; the author has been at my gin
Oddball expressions that baffle my brain
Ostensibly claiming ‘Part D will slip in.’
Kitchen cupboards should be less of a pain

Copyright © Terry Flood

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