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Glop and Mow, By the Makers of Mop and Glo--Really

Do you wish you could stop your grass from growing
	so fast? Use Glop and Mow and you’ll be mowing
	just once every SIX WEEKS. AND your grass will be
	greener and more beautiful than ever. Just wait and see.
	Okay! Use your garden sprayer. Pour in our miracle maker—
	one quart—plus one pint of water--per half acre.
	Mix thoroughly. Spray the lawn evenly. Wait a day.
	Then mow. After five weeks, please take our online survey.
	Be one of the thousands who have given us the chance to say,

			           “TOLD YA SO!!!”

	
Date: March 5, 2018

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