Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Today
FROM WHITE HOUSE
I ham aghast at increasing banality, deviltry, ferocity,
imbecility, liability, obscenity, rapacity, ugly
offal popularity witnessed by Donald trump
hence aye aerate thoughts,
how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal,
egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful
culling frightening insight, where portentous more deadly than
sport ugh guise Man 'o War debacle
doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster
my plenti full over active imagination
to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness
proportionate burst of haughtiness) while he doth stump
would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence
expelled from outward doppelganger of rump
pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan, but wood vouchsafe
tub be a jimmy neutron n sponge bob squarepants
Ark n saw wing enemy against da dull don dat pumps
swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego
analogous to his body infected with severe case of mumps
that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle
with incense against others – to him mere lumps
of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself
boasts as proof of favoritism, that enervating, fawning,
gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps
higher than expected,
while he commits faux paws which bumps
his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses
pandemonium toward gloating gump
shun from the uproarious. querulous
and populous madding crowd!
throughout launch of his campaign,
banally, devilishly, and fiendishly
character assassinating those opposed to his views -
inducing me to harrumph and dump faith
in humanity, wondering what ruse
smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up
while pacing in soft shoes
woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render
competitors to drop out in ones n twos
whom he purportedly considers apostates,
and heathens cons heed Make America Great use
all manner of bullying (determination whose occipital pupils
coalescing searing grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers)
forcibly silencing any jeers
when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi play book with a "who cares"
attitude closing in on pinteresting
for United Stated chess board foursquare,
which deliberate intent to foment n wrought prostrate -
music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears
sans defeated apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears
with vitriolic violent bilious inducing jabs of his a will full spears
reputations of personalities (men and women politicians
his especial flavor of scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness
spewed squeamishly to grab by the figurative crotch
the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),
whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers
thus tis find this muddling middle-aged mwm abject psychic fractal shears!
the following poetic addendum composed way buff fore
(in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious,
garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis,
pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious,
unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon
must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!
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Matthew Harris
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