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The Impertinent Person

the outrage caused her to curse and lie.
She told her people of the story of
the sycamore Gap Tree: near
Hadrian's Wall. The stems that grows largest of
all stems.An arborist might detail.
She heard he was facetious, and refused
 to take the situation seriously.Recalling the
night he and she would ride there horse
 through the woods and trow rotten tomatoes at
people as they rode by. 
Auld the fellow who fell the tree! Auld the son of
the fellow who felled the tree! Clipe one said of the woman
who ratted on the two: who fell the tree.Concupiscible
the ancient tree by the ancient Roman wall 
near england and near Scotland,
 "Concupiscible in deed!" said the woman.
Brabble might we augue of the detail, might it resprout
as the arborist would say,: might it resprout, than we will
have a new tree! Might the trunk be mickled to
 be an oboe for an orchestra, whilst a 
chatter box muse in song!A bawbag Festival,
 one would say? She asked of the need to
fall an ancient tree by the ancient wall near
both Scotland and Near England.
 Aye:aye the sorter of
bawbags mind you!" both Scottish and English.
Would one then take the trunk of the treto make picture frame and
chest to be make mystery of the large truck that
we may whisper whooniums in private?
Than some might brawl as they are crabbitt from not
being in the factous knowings,. He who is crabbit might brawl?
Is marrage the socail good? Such sings the chatter-box.

Copyright © Allan Terry

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