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Lofty Auctions

Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere 
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages


Canvassing coast, reframed aim purely at the top
Invisible neighbour circular driveways, Dolce Drop
Elm dotted uniform fairyland founded by botanist 
Supple carpet resilient reservoir, moist moss on it


Initially entry point sat at a mil, a year later, two
Sales proliferated, profitable Lofty huge revenue 
Elated agent, staple baked bread is prone to rise!
Dashing diagonal sold signs proclaim him prized! 


Rolls Royce realtor of scorched auctions arriving!
Mainstay, every lavish gathering, client conniving 
Head mushroomed, awash in exotic cigar cloud
Homeowner informs of fresh competitor for clout


Choke, champagne sour, audacious Dolce Auctions
For bone fide buyers, property upstart seeps toxins
Outlays myriad of listings, perusing homes pleasure 
Customers snub historic prescription high pressure 


Left for buttered bread, lofty loaf crumbles, stale
Misaddressed letters droop, month old mouldy mail
Locked recollections, passed in auction residential 
Final elusive step strove for indented a firm temple 





            Funny fail, fall from grace
             Claimed victory too soon
                  First day of June

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