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Wanted To Prevent Trump

Wanted To Prevent Trump


Had heard that Trump was a lousy landlord
To rent a room from him could not afford
Every woman he met had an instant crush
Long orange always liked to brush and brush.
(Wish there was some way we could give
him the brush.)

Stupid face Trump had looked like Trigger
And his lies kept getting bigger and bigger
Voice seemed to make such a shrill sound
No one wanted stupid screwball to be around.

Trump said his brain was beyond compare
So started designing his own underwear
Was then that we knew he lost his mind
In front of underwear hole could not find.

Trump's brain was busting out all over
While in Oklahoma driving his Land Rover
After hearing he did not sound well educated
When told would became extremely agitated.

We all yelled and yelled as we did yearn
To see tax statements along with returns
Surely we knew Superman was Clark Kent
Trump being President wanted to prevent.

In Conclusion:

Should see Trump slosh around in each sandal
Flies around in cape and also off the handle.
Tell me how we can be a great escaper
From Trump who committed another caper.

A great escape from Trump wearing a cape
Who from us all our money wanting to rape.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Energetic Poet

Can you be both pathetic and energetic
at the same time?



Wanted to prevent Trump from being President

Copyright © James Horn

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