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Doris the Overindulged Duck
Doris is a duck who likes to overindulge whenever she can.
She overcompensates because she has no dog, cat or man.
Today I saw her eat three boxes of chocolates in an hour
Then she drank a bottle of wine, to give her happy power.
I have no advice to give, and I am glad that she does not ask.
A second ago I watched her drink something out of a flask.
Why don’t you set her up with a friend? My husband asked me.
She has never been satisfied with a husband, scratching out three.
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Caren Krutsinger
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