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Mean Girls, Trolls and Damp Squibs

I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
   It sure ain’t raging hormones
   cos this coven are old crones
who crave attention and wish to be seen!

So I shall grant them that wish they so crave
and make ‘em my witch ‘n make ‘em my slave.
   I will immortalise ‘em
   with my satirical pen
until they want more and make me their fave!

           (I think I already am)


            Written March 2025


PS: Note to Mean Girls. Please stop writing 
      and posting inane tirades disguised as 
      red pill humour and let’s just move on
      shall we. You make it way too easy!

      Play out your girl aggression somewhere 
      else. Don’t be “damp squibs”. Bygones? 

Copyright © Keith D Trestrail

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