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What the Highest Bidder Forgot to Consider

The house came with ghosts.  
Not the subtle kind, either—no  
wistful sighs or cool drafts,  
just full-blown poltergeist tantrums.  
Cabinets slamming at 2 a.m.,  
spectral remnants of old arguments  
rattling the windows, the smell  
of burnt toast no matter  
how thoroughly they scrubbed.  

Still, the buyer had insisted,  
"It’s got good bones."  

And it was true: the skeletons  
were stable in their stasis.  
Antique mahogany banisters  
curved like ribcages cradling  
the heart of the house. Windows  
leaded with panes' frames  
mettle enough to turn an afternoon  
light into prayers. A fireplace  
cozy enough to roast the marrow  
of an ox into paralysis without 
its animal sense even noticing.  

But bones have a way of remembering.  

She hadn’t counted on the ruinous  
creaks of staircases groaning  
as if mourning her descent into ruts.  
Nor the basement walls whispering  
stock tips from the 1920s—sell  
steel; buy radium.  

She certainly hadn’t considered  
the attic, where—let’s just say  
she never liked Victorian dolls,  
and now she likes them even less.  

Why buy? Why outbid?  
Pride, mostly. The rollercoaster  
of the auction, the plummet  
into calamity sweetened by  
elbowing the slick realtor  
with his laminated grin. The thrill  
of the gavel’s fall, the weight  
of a binding contract. She didn’t care 
about the dangers of yellow wallpaper  
or the weeds growing through the parlor floor.  
She didn’t even really need shelter.  

But sometimes the juiciest deals  
aren’t made with forethought,  
only with hunger.  

And what’s the value of hunger  
without a little haunting to shatter  
your comfortable sense of status?  

Copyright © Jaymee Thomas

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