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Champagne reign of Shane

It’s been 3 years since the low blow of nadirs 

As we said hooroo to you..goodbye to our top guy

Still feeling...reeling from the pain

Of all the polished veneers of careers

Which is the best palimpsests of Test contests

The class...VIP pass..glass ceiling 

Why..has to be the insane arcane Shane gravy train


You know they’re in the hall of fame..like Elvis

When they just get called by their first name

Palpable fears cricket will never ever

Be quite the same game again


Cricketing Gods above showered their love.. on an upstart.. 

Who didn’t just play his part but resurrected

The respected but sadly neglected.. leg spin art


The vision of befuddling precision and derision lingers

Muddling aplomb of his first ever ball against a Pom

Fingers flipped…it dipped..ripped..nipped..skipped..clipped off stump

A leggy bomb….plump Gatting pipped..down in the dump chump 

Standing sentry for the outstanding ball of the century

As Shane twirled & quite simply changed the world of batting


Gandalf's celestial staff...walks the walk...talks the talk

On some extra terrestrial path

And at tother end..you're having a laugh..where

When there's then the zen 

Of his old friend Glenn McGrath


Warnie’s masterplan of..flair…elan and despair

Devious...mischievous...had plenty of previous

Alright unfair trite slights about hair implants..highlights

Off the square delights…did revel with rare

On another level.. seedier devil may care flights


Done like a kipper by a ripper

Wannabe chipper skipper's flipper again

One of the game’s greatest readers..media feeder

Greedier...needier..should have been 

A hallowed.. not fallowed leader

Memories never wane of how he did forever entertain


A whizz doing the biz with such fizz

Let's ordain the Champagne 

Campaign & Reign of Shane!

Copyright © Toby Bennett

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