Time Rational Poems

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In First Grade Physics 101

"Nothing can break the law of causality -- no bolt out of the blue, no wish upon a star, no luck...

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The Stages Set for Grief

"What you sow, I reap --
after I fu*k it over."
-- a grossly obese Grim Reaper
yet of an appetite
greedy

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"It's not easy being the real frog in the fairy tale."
-- on the real frog
the wart of Reality
 
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The Double Ristretto Venti Half-soy Nonfat Decaf 
Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot with Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended,...

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"In and of itself bad, Pain alone has Objective Value for all sentient beings,
none Rationally desiring its genitals slowly sliced off --
especially sans a morphine...

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"Imagination is as imagination does."
-- a poet of a truly handsome imagination

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On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a...

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Happy Mealtime

"From time to time, children mature into liars and cheats --
or even parents."
-- a poet-philosopher
childless,
as well as diaper free

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Still Not So Great

"Clarity is the enemy of confusion."
-- the definition coherent

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"Blirky exists."
"Can you define Blirky?"
"Blirky is...

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Trust Me, Sweetie -- That Flood You See Is the Harbinger of Doom
 
"Love's labor is lost on most bums." 
-- a pair of...

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The Boob Tube
 
"Vasectomies sexy are eagerly on the rise."
-- today's modern ovum
 
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In one historic cache...

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The True Gothic Tale Unending of Manifold Monsters Doomed

"The biological rarity captivates each freak of nature."
-- the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore
 
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"Were it possible, a vast number of human beings would likely relive
at least one day in their lives --
each being utterly ignorant of the consequences."
--...

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Up the diversified life's evolutionary lineage tree, 
with time a unique species climbed to the canopy.
A perfect blend of functional form and wisdom,
a matchless masterpiece...

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My Queens, have you ever been touched by “Man” 
in the ways “never before”?
Keeping your mind in constant wonder nay ‘er day
 yet “four-of-score”?

Surely there...

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BIO-MODIFIED: RATIONAL OPTIMISTIC

   Rational
  
   Mathematician, Writer, Editor, Talker
  
   Love to spend time with family, make...

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